[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/22/2004 by obtuse
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Girl, you and I ain't nuthin' but mammals, and I know you're feelin' like a dog in heat right now.

So if you don't take off your clothes right now, I'll rip them off you.

I'll have you know that my red Mustang is a V8, and it's ready to drive long and hard!
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 49 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:58Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:57Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:56Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:55Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:54Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:53Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:43Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:35Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:24Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:21Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:17Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:15Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:13Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:12Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:11Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:10Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:09Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:08Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:07Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:06Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:05Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:04Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:03Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:02Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:01Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:00Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:59Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:58Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:57Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:56Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:55Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:54Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:53Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:52Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:51Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:50Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:49Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:48Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:47Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:46Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:45Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:42Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:41Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:40Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:39Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:38Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:37Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:36Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:35Caption #405

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 3 comments for this caption.

<obtuse> Variants include exhaust/tailpipe maintenance, something involving lubrication, and parking in garages. Let me know if I forgot any other car-related innuendo.
<mypalmike> The worst car metaphor song is by one of the best bands of all time, Led Zeppelin:

Come to me for service every hundred miles
Baby, let me check your points, fix your overdrive

Talkin’ ’bout love

see ...www.lyricsfreak.com...

<Axolotl> The worst motorcycle lyric is by Iron Maiden - Here to Eternity

She fell in love with his greasy machine
She leaned over wiped his head kickstart clean

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post