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Most Emailed Photos - 01/22/2004 by obtuse
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Girl, you and I ain't nuthin' but mammals, and I know you're feelin' like a dog in heat right now.

So if you don't take off your clothes right now, I'll rip them off you.

I'll have you know that my red Mustang is a V8, and it's ready to drive long and hard!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<obtuse> Variants include exhaust/tailpipe maintenance, something involving lubrication, and parking in garages. Let me know if I forgot any other car-related innuendo.
<mypalmike> The worst car metaphor song is by one of the best bands of all time, Led Zeppelin:

Come to me for service every hundred miles
Baby, let me check your points, fix your overdrive

Talkin’ ’bout love

see ...www.lyricsfreak.com...

<Axolotl> The worst motorcycle lyric is by Iron Maiden - Here to Eternity

She fell in love with his greasy machine
She leaned over wiped his head kickstart clean

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