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Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2006 by Kumi, the bartended
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Luckily for me, although I was no longer an agent I had kept in practice and with a few back handsprings leapt up and past the lunch bunch and onto the mock airplane in the bar. Not many people know that it's actually a fully functional minijet. Well, it used to be that not many people knew.

Unfortunately, just as I gunned the jet Morticia jumped in front of the runway. As I considered my choices I could see back up appearing on the horizion. I had no other choice. A vertical lift off was the only way out.

Blowing a kiss and a wink to the bar krewe and Agent Hellbender (he's such a green cutie) I broke the sound barrier and the ceiling of the MEP Mansion bar to rescue my long absent friend.
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<Lauren> The ubiquitous Morticia strikes again ... and Xagent Kumi saves the day!

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