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Most Emailed Photos - 12/29/2003 by guyPaulo
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Male cheerleading in Russia is unique to say the least:

"4-3-2-1, naked swimming is lot's of fun! GOOOOOOOOO TEAM!"

There are many differences:

"The thought of our nude winter syncronized swimmers team taking the state finals this year is sooooo exciting to me! Go Moscow Bears!"

But some things are the same:

"Strange, this does nothing for me..."



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Yeah, once you've seen one bronzed Brazilian bathing beauty with a bubble butt, you've seen 'em all....
<guyPaulo> "Bubble butt?" More like "hot-air balloon butt." That butt makes JLO's rear look like Calista Flockhart's.
<Roger Mexico> guyPaulo, get yer eyes examined! That butt, round & fully-packed, is very gropeable & lovely! Now Billy Joel's butt? - That's one you could serve a picnic spread on!
<guyPaulo> I never said that I didn't like the robust booty, I was just noting it size...

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