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Most Emailed Photos - SHEEP DAY - 04/28/2004 by Kumiho
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"Well, this is a hairy sistuation." Special Agent guyPaulo remarked to me as we jumped into the fray, desperate to protect our (unconscous) follow agents.

"Careful!" I responded. "Ewe don't wanna get fleeced by this crowd!" With the clever aplication of slug slime to our pocketknife countless protesters fell before us like lambs at a slaughter.

"Oh for crying out loud." Grumbled Mort. "M.O.N.K.Y. agents, rescue them before they udder any more baaaad puns."
Special Agent guyPaluo and I exchanged sheepish grins.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> HAHAAH! "Special Agent guyPaluo and I exchanged sheepish grins."
Best pun of the day.
<Carol> Puns in abundance.
<Mort> PUN'ISH'D
<Darlenenbc> well this ones good I like the puns, except for the stab the protester part! Its the protesters that are trying to make peace. Why not...republican!
<Kumiho> 'cuz it wasn't a pix of a republican a couple days back. It's that whole continuity thing. And guyP wanted to go apesh*t on a protester. Given how they tend to make traffic difficult in my hometown, I tend to agree.
<guyPaulo> Tree-hugging hippy protester bastards.....they just stick in my craw.
<Darlenenbc> Gee you guys sound like
closed minded self-centered
Republicans yuck
Do you have anything to do
with this site?
<Kumiho> gee, that depends. Does posting here frequently count? Besides, you don't have to be Republican to dislike protesters, just stuck in traffic when they decide to flaunt the law and march in the streets without a parade permit. I have a lot less respect for folks when they try to make a point by pretending that their sh*t doesn't stink just like everyone elses.
<Kumiho> hmm... I think guyP is begining to rub off on me.
<Mort> Darlenenbc, I think you might notice that most captions and comments on this website are anti-republican.
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