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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/09/2003 by David Byrden
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At the nudist beach, Jeremy spent 10 minutes sidling over to a vantage point where he could see a woman's arse.

Then realised some other people had had the same idea.

"Dammit", he thought, "I wish I were a cat. They can just march right up and sniff butts. They have CUTE children. And when they want sex, they just ask for it."

"If I had a twenty for every time I asked for sex and got it, I'd have...er... 40"
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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