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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/31/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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The Road To Ruin is easy to find and clearly marked.

The Bike Path To Ruin is less travelled but I still found it and prefer it to the Segway Path To Ruin.

Don't ever follow the Redneck To Ruin, he just wants you to steal cheap beer from the Kwik-Mart.


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<mypalmike> One of your best ever, dear.
<ajiav> awesome
<Axolotl> Why steal the cheap stuff?
<ElvisThePelvis> That is the path of the Redneck to Ruin, go to jail for stealing $1.50 worth of beer.
<Lauren> "The Bike Path To Ruin" ... too funny.

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