At the nudist beach, Jeremy spent 10 minutes sidling over to a vantage point where he could see a woman's arse.
Then realised some other people had had the same idea.
"Dammit", he thought, "I wish I were a cat. They can just march right up and sniff butts. They have CUTE children. And when they want sex, they just ask for it."
"If I had a twenty for every time I asked for sex and got it, I'd have...er... 40"
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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