I was America's princess, a star that just kept on rising.
I guess that's why they call it a glass ceiling; until you hit it, you don't know it's there.
I don't really talk to the press lately, choosing instead to communicate through t-shirts.
This one tells you something about my career's current direction.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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