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When she looked very closely at the atoms and molecules of which she was composed...

Samantha thought she saw that these tiny universes were composed of even tinier scantily clad models...

And, if she squinted just right, she saw even tinier universes within those universes composed of even tinier models!!!

In each successive universe more skin was covered, ad infinitum.



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> I knew my physics teacher was lying about protons and electrons.
<yoyology> This was, of course, the foundation of string bikini theory.
<ElvisThePelvis> But remember, every universe contains a single black hole.
<3Suns> Model Trek, the Next Exploitation: To boldly go where plenty of men and cameras have gone before.
<infosponge> loved it...
<David Byrden> Screw the smaller universes, I want to see the larger ones!

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