They've started labelling women to make them easier to understand!
This one is labelled "Miss Tease USA". Now I know not to waste my time on her.
This one was labelled "Toyota".
This means she's not necessarily the most exciting woman, but she's dependable.
"You must be this tall to ride."
Now that's my kind of woman!
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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