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I'm not ready to die yet...

...though I love meat.

That's why I always bring my homemade pocket defibrilator wherever I go!


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<Pedro Gonzales> good one
<Lauren> The cheesesteak is the most popular dish of Philadelphians. I would like to order 2 million pocket defibrilators for my neighbors, please.
<Luminaire> Remove the bread and it's Atkins-friendly so you can have two!
<mypalmike> My dad came up with the same diet way before Atkins. But he called it the "heart attack diet".
<Kumiho> Funny, that's what all my vegan friends say too...

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