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Most Emailed Photos - 09/08/2003 by Mort
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When the kittens were born, I asked my Dad where I came from.

"Well your mother and I met at something adults like to call an 'orgy'" he said.

"But in my nervous rush to get rutting, I forgot how to use the condom vending manchine."


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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Intriguing pictures, it makes me feel like German week is back in full force.

Anyone else got an interesting conception story?

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<Morgus> I am here, but having read the original entry, I just don't think I can add anything. Really, really funny... thanks.

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