[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 09/08/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

When the kittens were born, I asked my Dad where I came from.

"Well your mother and I met at something adults like to call an 'orgy'" he said.

"But in my nervous rush to get rutting, I forgot how to use the condom vending manchine."
(AFP)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 67 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:10Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:08Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:02Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:56Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:50Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:48Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:45Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:27Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:23Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:18Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:11Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:48Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:45Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:43Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:42Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:37Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:27Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:20Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:08Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:55Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:40Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:33Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:28Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:20Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:51Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:50Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:45Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:34Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:21Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:08Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:42Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:35Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:30Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:27Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:42Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:41Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:36Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:33Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:19Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:12Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:10Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:08Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:04Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:58Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:54Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:39Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:30Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:18Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:06Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:03Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:55Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:50Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:43Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:38Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:33Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:15Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:14Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:57Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:44Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:33Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:13Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:02Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:49Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:35Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:19Caption #150

Board [Post Message]

Intriguing pictures, it makes me feel like German week is back in full force.

Anyone else got an interesting conception story?


There are 1 messages for this day.
<Morgus> I am here, but having read the original entry, I just don't think I can add anything. Really, really funny... thanks.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post