[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/30/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Some say babies...



...taste like chicken.



Soylent Green, now made with 15% more babies!
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 433 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:33Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:32Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:27Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:26Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:25Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:24Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:23Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:22Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:21Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:20Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:19Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:18Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:17Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:16Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:15Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:13Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:12Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:11Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:10Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:09Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:08Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:07Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:06Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:05Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:04Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:03Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:02Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:00Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:59Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:56Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:55Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:53Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:52Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:51Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:50Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:49Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:48Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:47Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:46Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:45Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:44Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:43Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:41Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:40Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:36Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:34Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:33Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:32Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:30Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:29Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:28Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:27Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:26Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:25Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:24Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:23Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:22Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:21Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:20Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:19Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:18Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:17Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:16Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:15Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:14Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:13Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:12Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:11Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:10Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:09Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:08Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:07Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:06Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:05Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:04Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:03Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:02Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:01Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:00Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:59Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:58Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:57Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:56Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:55Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:54Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:53Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:52Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:51Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:50Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:49Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:48Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:47Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:46Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:45Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:44Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:43Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:42Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:41Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:40Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:39Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:38Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:37Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:36Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:35Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:34Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:33Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:32Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:31Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:30Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:29Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:27Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:23Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:22Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:21Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:19Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:18Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:17Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:13Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:09Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:59Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:58Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:57Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:56Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:55Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:54Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:53Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:52Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:51Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:50Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:49Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:48Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:47Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:46Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:43Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:41Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:38Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:36Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:35Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:34Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:33Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:32Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:31Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:30Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:29Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:28Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:27Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:26Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:25Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:25Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:23Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:22Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:21Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:20Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:19Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:18Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:17Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:16Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:15Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:10Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:08Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:07Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:06Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:05Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:04Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:03Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:02Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:01Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:00Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:59Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:58Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:57Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:56Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:55Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:53Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:52Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:51Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:49Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:46Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:45Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:41Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:40Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:39Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:38Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:37Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:36Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:35Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:34Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:29Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:28Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:27Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:26Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:25Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:24Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:23Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:22Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:21Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:20Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:19Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:18Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:15Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:14Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:13Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:11Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:10Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:09Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:08Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:07Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:06Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:05Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:02Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:00Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:59Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:58Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:57Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:56Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:55Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:54Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:53Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:52Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:51Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:50Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:49Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:48Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:46Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:45Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:44Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:43Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:42Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:41Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:40Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:39Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:38Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:37Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:36Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:34Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:31Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:21Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:20Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:19Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:18Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:17Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:15Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:14Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:12Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:11Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:10Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:08Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:07Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:06Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:05Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:01Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:58Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:57Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:56Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:55Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:54Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:52Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:51Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:47Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:45Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:44Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:42Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:41Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:39Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:38Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:36Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:35Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:30Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:29Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:27Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:26Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:25Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:24Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:23Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:22Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:20Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:19Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:18Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:17Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:15Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:13Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:12Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:10Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:09Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:08Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:05Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:03Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:02Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:59Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:58Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:57Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:55Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:54Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:53Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:52Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:51Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:50Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:48Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:47Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:46Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:45Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:44Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:41Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:40Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:37Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:36Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:35Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:34Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:33Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:32Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:31Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:30Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:29Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:28Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:25Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:24Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:23Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:22Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:21Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:20Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:19Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:16Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:14Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:13Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:12Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:10Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:09Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:07Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:04Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:03Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:02Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:01Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:00Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:59Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:58Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:57Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:55Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:53Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:52Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:48Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:47Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:44Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:42Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:40Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:38Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:36Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:34Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:31Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:30Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:29Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:28Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:25Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:24Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:23Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:22Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:19Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:17Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:15Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:14Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:12Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:11Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:10Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:08Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:07Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:03Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:02Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:01Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:00Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:59Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:58Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:56Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:55Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:54Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:53Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:52Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:50Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:49Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:48Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:47Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:45Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:44Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:41Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:40Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:39Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:38Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:36Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:34Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:33Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:32Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:31Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:30Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:28Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:25Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:24Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:23Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:21Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:19Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:18Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:17Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:16Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:15Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:14Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:12Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:11Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:09Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:08Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:07Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:05Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:04Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:03Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:02Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:01Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:59Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:58Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:57Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:55Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:53Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:52Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:51Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:50Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:47Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:45Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:43Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:42Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:39Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:38Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:37Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:36Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:35Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:34Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:33Caption #674

Board [Post Message]

Blatant combined rip off of Eddie Izzard and The Simpsons.


There are 38 messages for this day.
<Allen> Hey, Mort. Good job. There's a MEP in the news at: ...news.bbc.co.uk...
<Lauren> I prefer Soylent Yellow, myself.
<Mort> Most Emailed Photos of Members of European Parliment... I know that Glenys Kinnock, she's the sister of the woman who leaves across the street from my parents.
<JP> [reading above posts] heh.. lauren prefers soiling herself... [stifled giggle]..
<Lauren> LOLOL@JP...yes, children, this is why a good understanding of punctuation is paramount to reading comprehension.
<kieren> hi fuckers
<JP> Hi, fuckee!

Bend over. Now think of a nice place, and concentrate on that nice place.

<Kitten> I have a stupid question. I want to know what the original caption was for that moss-covered statue of the woman from May 30th. I cannot find it in yahoo -probably not searching correctly. Can anyone tell me? Thanks!
<Carol> I never have any luck finding old pictures via Yahoo, either. Found it by searching on "sleeping sculpture" in Google News:
...www.rhs.org.uk...
<Carol> Also found this, in an earlier, unsuccessful search:
...www.humanflowerproject.com...
<Carol> Here is the original on Yahoo in case you specifically wanted that - I still had a hard time finding it there:
...news.yahoo.com...
<reddman> lotsa GREAT soccer boobage pics on y! mort..in case ya wanna change the pics anytime this century...
<mypalmike> Hey, it's not exactly mostemailed, but I made a caption contest site at www.mypalmike.com if anyone's interested. Updated daily.
<Allen> For as often as the pictures are updated here, I'm wondering if the name Mort is short for Mortician.

Sorry, Mort. I just couldn't help it.

<THE CRACKER PACKER> Look here you cracker bastard. Don't be mad because your bitches need more cock than you eraser dick muthafuckers can provide. Why do you think they are so willing to swallow our sweet man juice..and you fools kiss them? idiots!
<THE CRACKER PACKER> I'd like to find a kkk bitch, sit on her face and fart in her mouth until her cheeks blow up. With a little luck she taste a little shit steam with it. any takers
<Allen> Dear TCP, I guess with school out for the summer, you've got a lot of extra time and energy on your hands. Tell you what. Why don't you go back to masturbating until you are so sore you can't even cross the street to your crack dealer any more.
<JP> Allen, you're so out of touch. Crack is so eighties. Meth is what all the kiddies are into now. Get with the program, Allen, or end up with a "little shit steam".

Sincerely,
JP, head cracka,
Future Meth Farmers of America

<Allen> JP,

I'm actually being paid by the day for the campaign to make cocaine the king again. The slogan they gave me to promote it is great too, "Crack is back!" I like it.

Smokin' crack,
Allen

<JP> Allen, I suggest you look at the latest figures out from "Illegal Drug Marketer" this month. Our sales are way up, and we're making inroads into communities we never thought possible to open up (due to tha lack of pig farms to disguise the stench of our labs).

Our latest ad slogan, "Meth Workth Betht!", appeals to those of our hardcore users whom have all lost their teeth, and to those jaded souls in the younger demographic to whom ironic humor appeals.

Try Meth. Betcha can't have just one!

--JP,
FMFA

<JP> That's fine with me, as we are not going for volume, but rather the high end market, which is exemplified in our slogan, "Take the high road with crack."

We want to distance ourselves from the previous horrible marketing we had before. Crack-baby, crack-whore, and all those other low end terms will be relics of days gone by when we rule the new ruling class crack market. "It's not your father's crack" was the slogan we used to position our product to the younger W in the house of white. It is true though that we're not sure this slogan really worked, since obviously he can't read. But maybe someone read the slogan to him. There's no stoping progress, and you just can't be sure.

Well, I've gotta get the crack out of here.

We already have a slogan for high end nudist colonies also, "Crack - it's everywhere."

Crack of dawn,
Allen

<JP> Ad campaign idea for ya, and my advice is free, Allen. Two words, Allen:

Whitney Houston.

Now let's go to a bar and drink some homless-man-blood. I'll buy.

(Y'know, once we got Mickey Rourke on our team, it got a lot easier.)

<mypalmike> OK, I think either JP was pretending to be Allen, or maybe JP is Allen!
<Allen> I actually was reading this back and realized that I made a typo and typed JP, since I was directing my comments at him. No editing comments once you click the monkey as you know.
<JP> "Clicking the Monkey" - [giggle]
<reddman> Two words:Organic Marijuana. We stand to sweep the ENTIRE counterculture demographic. AND increase our market share in the environmentally concious youth slice. NO downside here..homies!
<JP> It's a good idea, redd, but I think Uncle Sam is gonna want their slice when they find you've been growing it on their land wherever you are... and the export fees.. whooh! It'll bleed you dry between the payoffs and the middlemen... I think you should wait till you get back to the states before you launch "Operation Natural Munchies"
<reddman> We grow Opium here too...you can't interdict the ENTIRE crop....
But I don't gow the organic MJ HERE...not enough rain..or water to irrigate.
<JP> Well, I thank and salute you on behalf of junkies all over the world. God Bless the War on Terror/Drugs.
<reddman> I'll let you know what the reaction is when I go to Amsterdam next month...to *ahem* check on the supply...*nudge nudge wink wink*
<saiffy> we need unity against terrerism.
<saiffy> we need unity against terrerism.
<JP> We need territory against urinism
<reddman> You mean terriers against nudity...
<3Suns> We need impunity against tourism!
<JP> Impeach Nixon!!
<mypalmike> Bad spellars yoonite!
<Axolotl> Earth to Mort! Earth to Mort! MEP is in great peril! Trolls, Spammers and terrerism!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post