I had a strange dream... that Bill Gates and Napoleon Dynamite had somehow been convicted of a terrorist plot on the planet Krypton, and that they had been sentenced to spend eternity floating in space, trapped in a pane of glass.
I woke up suddenly... it was Thursday! I'd forgotten to determine the winner of yesterday's MEP Guest Day!
(I guess I'd been distracted by my confirmation hearings.)
Whoops! I fell back asleep and dreamed of a giant jellyfish made entirely of babies.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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