[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/01/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

<Justin> Oh my god Michael! You have breasts!

<Justin> You're becoming more like a woman everyday.

<Michael> Justin, don't be devilish.
I just want to feed all the children.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 330 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:58Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:57Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:56Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:55Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:51Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:45Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:43Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:40Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:39Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:35Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:29Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:27Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:26Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:25Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:23Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:21Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:18Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:16Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:15Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:14Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:13Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:12Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:11Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:07Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:06Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:05Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:01Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:59Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:55Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:53Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:51Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:47Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:46Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:45Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:44Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:43Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:42Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:41Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:40Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:38Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:34Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:31Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:28Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:27Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:23Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:17Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:16Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:15Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:11Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:07Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:05Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:03Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:00Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:59Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:58Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:57Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:56Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:55Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:54Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:53Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:52Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:51Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:50Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:49Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:48Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:47Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:46Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:45Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:44Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:42Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:41Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:40Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:39Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:38Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:37Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:36Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:35Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:31Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:28Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:25Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:24Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:23Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:22Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:21Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:20Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:19Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:18Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:17Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:16Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:15Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:14Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:13Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:12Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:11Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:10Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:09Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:08Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:07Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:06Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:05Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:04Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:03Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:02Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:01Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:00Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:57Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:56Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:55Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:54Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:52Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:51Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:50Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:47Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:45Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:44Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:43Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:40Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:39Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:35Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:32Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:31Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:30Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:25Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:24Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:23Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:22Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:21Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:20Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:19Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:18Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:17Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:16Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:15Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:14Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:13Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:12Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:11Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:10Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:09Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:08Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:07Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:06Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:05Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:04Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:03Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:02Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:01Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:00Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:56Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:47Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:46Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:45Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:44Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:43Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:42Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:41Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:40Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:39Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:38Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:37Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:36Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:35Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:34Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:33Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:32Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:31Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:30Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:29Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:28Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:27Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:26Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:25Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:24Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:23Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:19Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:15Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:14Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:13Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:12Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:11Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:07Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:03Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:00Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:59Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:55Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:52Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:51Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:43Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:39Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:31Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:28Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:26Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:25Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:23Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:22Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:21Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:20Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:19Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:18Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:17Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:16Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:15Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:14Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:13Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:12Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:11Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:10Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:09Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:08Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:07Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:06Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:05Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:04Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:03Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:02Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:01Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:00Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:59Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:58Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:57Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:55Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:54Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:53Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:51Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:47Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:43Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:40Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:39Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:34Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:33Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:31Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:27Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:25Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:24Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:23Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:21Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:20Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:19Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:15Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:14Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:13Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:11Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:04Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:03Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:02Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:59Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:58Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:57Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:55Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:54Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:53Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:52Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:51Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:50Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:49Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:47Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:46Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:45Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:44Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:43Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:42Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:41Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:40Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:39Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:38Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:37Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:35Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:34Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:32Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:24Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:23Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:22Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:19Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:07Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:05Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:03Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:01Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:00Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:59Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:57Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:55Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:51Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:47Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:43Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:42Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:39Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:34Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:31Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:30Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:28Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:27Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:26Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:25Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:24Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:23Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:19Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:18Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:15Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:14Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:13Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:11Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:07Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:06Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:03Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:59Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:56Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:54Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:53Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:52Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:41Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:39Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:35Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:31Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:27Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:25Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:23Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:20Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:15Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:14Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:13Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:12Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:11Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:10Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:09Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:07Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:59Caption #423

Board [Post Message]

I watched Big Fish on the big screen this weekend, and fully soaked up the message that if you have the guts to do foolish things, you can actually live life to it's fullest. The film convinced me that if I wanted something bad enough, I should ignore fear and social ramifications and just go forward with full determination to grab it. Sometimes if you do something foolish with unwavering tenacity it can come out looking like an act of genius.

I'm so fed up of being curled up in the fetal position, fear gripped, my brain thinking of millions of different conversations and actions to achieve the things that mean so much of me. Always thinking, never acting. Sitting dull eyed, in my fluorescent lit cube, typing pointless words that grow into even more impotent sentences. Or sitting on the couch at home, watching another of the endless series of senseless television shows, while my soul screams at me to get up and do something creative and special for once.

I had the hardest time breaking the lock of fear I had over doing MostEmailed. The website was made, the hosting was paid for, but still I could not stop thinking it was a foolish endeavour. I couldn't help but think that people would laugh at me rather than my captions. That my website traffic would at best comprise of just my parents or errant searchers looking for "plump granny bottoms".

I never even told Mrs. Mort until it was too late to go back, I feared that she would look at me with pity and ask, "WTF?". (Actually that did happen...)

So was I right to do what I considered foolish? Yes I think so.

Can I ignore my fear to grab what I need in life to make me happy? I hope so, I wish so.

Maybe I should just go back and hide under my desk again.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<MLimburg> Mort, you've done it again .. this will be hard to top.
<MLimburg> Re: your message above .. Two paths, each with range of destinations.

The first path - where you follow your dreams - leads you somewhere between success (where you did it right, for the right reasons, and you got there) and failture (where you lived on your own terms, holding your head up high, acting due to your true beliefs).

The second path - the one where you don't bother - leads somewhere between success (an accident of fate) and failure (remaining static, till death).

It is not just the destination that is the point, it the way you walk it.

If you do not embrace your dreams

<Roger Mexico> My son,

Never forget the lesson of Ramchandiratva, disciple of the one Buddha. "Walk both up, and down, the path of the great Mountain. For then you can say - I have walked!"

<Roger Mexico> Oh - You're welcome.

Roger

<Starbug> I dunno, I've had lots of times when I tried and failed, and I wasn't the better for trying. When your heart says "go for it" and your head says "no" ... keep track of which one was wiser.

I think the only positive thing I can say about that is that it's better to regret something you did than to regret something you didn't do.

Yeah, that pretty much falls in with my philosophy of cynical optimism. Does that even make sense?

<Roger Mexico> Or, just follow the shining path of ol' Justin there. He ain't thinkin twice about anything HE'S doing.
<infosponge> As the famous physicist Richard Feynman's wife said, "What do you care what other people think?" (read the book by the same name, it's worthwhile)
<Starbug> Fuck you, I don't care what you think!
<3Suns> Starbug, I kinda disagree with you there. Believe it or not, my New Year's resolution this year is to do more foolish things. Or rather, more things that break out of my usual habits.

The most important thing to remember is to live without regrets. You can never know whether something you could regret actually avoided serious misfortune. Keep your mistakes in mind and don't repeat them, but IMHO, you should never second-guess the past.

<guyPaulo> Once again, Mort makes us look like amateurs with his superb caption.

Its very easy to say that you should live without regrets, but sometimes using your head instead of your heart(or penis) is the best way to handle a situation. I usually find that the more passionatly I want to do something spontanious, the more I regret it latter on.

<Jmofwiw> In my experience, being properly spontanious takes a lot of planning.
<Axolotl> We have evidence: The Jackson are assimilated by the Borg!

...story.news.yahoo.com...

<guyPaulo> Wow, 23 names in the log at this moment. Pretty cool. That log feature is starting to grow on me.
<mypalmike> Can someone hook me up with some plump granny bottoms?

But seriously, Mort, mostemailed is the only web site I go to on a daily basis besides google. I for one am glad you got off the couch.

Love, Dad.

<apple juice is a verb> I regret slapping the neighbor child on the hands with wires when I was three. His face twisted into one of the most horrible expressions of pain I have ever seen. His happy play was ruined by my sadistic streak. I regret it because I didn't know any better...
<apple juice is a verb> Then again, I had to have known that was wrong. Why was I so evil? WHy? Why?!?
<Mort> I did many a things as a child, with cold detachment. I still feel no regrets for those actions.
I feel regret those things I have done as an adult, I feel more regret for the things I never did.
I don't know whether I am going to feel more regret for doing nothing right now, or more when try to do something and fail.
<mypalmike> I shiver with regret every time I think of just about anything I've ever done. Even in good things, I find the bad.
<mypalmike> Oh man, I can't believe I just typed that. I'm such a loser.
<apple juice is a verb> honestly, i don't spend so much time worrying about regrets as worrying that everything i do is going to fail...my studies, my relationship, my job, etc.
<apple juice is a verb> and thusly mostemailed.com becomes a group therapy session for its regulars.
<3Suns> Hmm, no newbies today. They would have been hard-pressed to come up with three unrelated captions.
<Jellyloo> I waiver between regret and resignation. I mean, what else is there to do?
<Mort> There is compromise and heart felt conversation.
<Jellyloo> Oh yeah. I forgot those two options.

<Mort> There is a cunning third option. So cunning infact that if it had a name it would be Mr. Cunin McCunningpants.
This is what you must do in order to make sure all your problems disappear.

Kill everyone in the entire world.

<Jellyloo> My arrows are sharp and my blade is bloody. I kill all the world. signed

Mr. McKillaGutty

<Mort> Make sure then, if you truely choose that option over the other two, to carve my name into one of those arrows.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post