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Most Emailed Photos - 07/15/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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As I watched my father's body enter the final stages of cremation...

I stared at my favorite photo of him. I remembered his gentle way of talking with you and his soft caresses late at night. The slight hint of bourbon that always followed him and his soft covering of man fur.

But most of all I remember our family trip through Richard Gere's colon.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> HA!
<guyPaulo> HOLY SHIT! Its the return of Lauren!
Friggin' great caption, btw elvis...
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