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Most Emailed Photos - 11/14/2004 by David Byrden
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My first memory is from when I was a sperm.
I remember an urgent desire to swim towards the nearest female ass.

I remember the day my owner got married. That evening I finally got released.
I was VERY keen to find the egg before everyone else - and I did!

So what if there was a condom in the way? I just pushed it along ahead of me.
It's been on my head ever since.


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