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Most Emailed Photos - 01/15/2004 by Mort
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Introducing McDonalds new BoogerBurger,

in regular...

and supersized.

I'm lovin' it™


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I'm sorry I took the most obvious caption, but it is late and I am tired.

There are 18 messages for this day.
<Lauren> OMG, Mort. That picture is something more disgusting than boogers ... I cannot believe people eat that!
<guyPaulo> Mmmmmmm........brain burger......
<Jmofwiw> This is your brain on a roll with lettuce, onion and pickles on the side.
Any questions?
<No one in particular> What the hell is that thing in the middle?
<mypalmike> tapir Tapir TAPIR
<3Suns> Lots of monkeys today... and William Shatner? no, this can't be a coincidence...


<yoyology> About the McD new ad campaign? I'm hatin' it.
<yoyology> Ooh, and it's not just me. ...maddox.xmission.com...
Did you know that "I am loving it" is an anagram of "Ailing vomit"?
<yoyology> Is it just me, or does it look like they airbrushed out Mariah's areola? ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> I think we have a poor airbrush job on our hands (we wish).
<David Byrden> Mariah has had her nipples surgically removed, thus allowing her to wear those dresses.
<Axolotl> Hey, how about some new pics? I'm getting withdrawal here!
<3Suns> I guess mostemailedphotopia is closed for MLK day...
<ElvisThePelvis> I posted a caption about the MLK day closing. I respect Mort for this decision.
<Axolotl> Oops! I live in a country where MLK day is not celebrated. And the word for areola translates as 'wart yard'.

Peace to all!

<ElvisThePelvis> Hehe...wart yard.
<3Suns> You mean the Swedish word for areola translates as "wart yard". You in Sweden then?

The actual word "areola" translates to "small area". whoop de doo. I like the swedish better.

<Mort> Hmm... what the hell! I posted a new set of images on Friday night for Monday. I guess I never checked if it worked. I just got back from Vegas...
Btw MLK ruled.

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