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Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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The frustrated teen of tomorrow can't waste time with those sissy, old fahioned rifles...

Nowadays, even the good kids carry those!


Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the future:

With this one-seater air-to-ground missile attact vehicle, school destruction is fun and easy!


Why spend another day being the King of Depression?

With the Jonesboro 3000, every day can be Columbineriffic!

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<ajiav > and that's when the govt started tapping my phones...
<Fah Q> Columbineriffic? I'd tap your phones with that line.
<ajiav> I didn't like Columbintacular.
<obtuse> Columbinulicious! Columbinastical!

"I'd tap your phones with that line"
best pickup line of 2004

<mypalmike> I don't understand why the news has never mentioned the movie "Heathers" when talking about school schootings and bomb plots.

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