The frustrated teen of tomorrow can't waste time with those sissy, old fahioned rifles...
Nowadays, even the good kids carry those!
Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the future:
With this one-seater air-to-ground missile attact vehicle, school destruction is fun and easy!
Why spend another day being the King of Depression?
With the Jonesboro 3000, every day can be Columbineriffic!
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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