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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/02/2004 by Someone
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My pussy was dry.

I searched the world for a solution.

What worked? Fully-clothed public sex at gunpoint.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Pedro Gonzales> that last caption made me laugh alot
<Axolotl> gP or Kumi? why the pseudonym?
<apple juice is a verb> 
<ElvisThePelvis> Mmmm....very nice.
<guyPaulo> It's not me, but I wish I wrote it.
<Agent Kumi> Not me either, I've been in the hospital.

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