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Most Emailed Photos - 03/24/2004 by Hysterical Woman
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I miss my old boyfriend. We spent the nights together looking at the stars, while he did his Carl Sagan impersonation.

He brought me two bootleg tigers and we let them run free in the jungles of Los Angeles.

But he was a real jerk to my family. I left him, but I still cry whenever I see a pudding pop that looks like him.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Hysterical Woman> Not a real story, of course. I've never had a boyfriend.
<Lauren> I am still thinking about the 'pudding pop that looks like him,' part of this caption set.
<mypalmike> Breaking new ground here. Nobody's made a pudding pop joke here before.
<ajiav> when you buy bootleg tigers, you hurt the lives of your favorite tiger-artists.
<mypalmike> My tigers are compressed into mp3s.
<yoyology> Then, you can get "billllyunz and billlllyunz" of tigers onto one small USB pen device.

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