There used to be a show, The Millionaire where this rich guy would give a million dollars to perfect strangers.
Usually they learned that money wasn't really the solution to their problems.
Like this girl that discovered that the extra money did not improve her taste in wallpaper, winter clothing sense, or posture.
Or the episode when this man discovered he was able to buy the most powerful headphones in the world-- but which ironically rendered him deaf and the headphones useless.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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