**<Axolotl>** Link...the...captions | |

**<Elmo the Magnificent>** Stick . . a . . cork in it. | |

**<ElvisThePelvis>** The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. Please feel free to rise to the challenge. | |

**<Elmo the Magnificent>** Please feel free to bite me. I know the rules. So I "goofed off" on one. So? What is this, the Ralph Nader responsibility page? Who are you kidding? | |

**<JulieK>** Elmo just calm down it will be OK. | |

**<ElvisThePelvis>** Hehe :) | |

**<Lauren>** Ah, snarky, antagonistic, and pedantical.... therefore, Elmo must be Roger. | |

**<Stormi>** But... the History table shows Elmo as Plech... | |

**<Stormi>** Oh dear... Plech is Roger is Elmo is Yoyo? My poor head. | |

**<Lauren>** Yoyo is his own person. Methinks the equation so far is Roger = Plech = Elmo. There may be a few others that I haven't figured out yet, though. | |

**<Jmofwiw>** I'm beginning to wonder if there's really just one of us and we're schizophrenic. | |

**<ElvisThePelvis>** That is what screwed with me so hard yesterday. | |

**<guyPaulo>** I still think yoyo+plech=(Roger/NOIP)-Elmo | |

**<ElvisThePelvis>** Bah, your kung fu is weak:yoyo+pletch(mort)=(Roger/NOIP)-Elmo^Elvis | |

**<guyPaulo>** HWAWWWWW!!!! STINKY MONKIE STYLE!! (mort/mountaineer)yoyo+3Suns=Julie*pletch-NOIP | |

**<obtuse>** Somebody wanna throw in a tan(obtuse), just for the heck of it? | |

**<ElvisThePelvis>** HWAAAAA!!! Buddah Reclining With Cat!!(guyPaulo+Lauren)*NOIP/Mort+Roger=(4*Julie-Axolotl)^tan(obtuse) | |

**<Lauren>** By Jove, Mr. Presley, I think you've got it! | |

**<Biggus Dickus>** sweet mother of jesus... | |

**<ElvisThePelvis>** Stangely enough when you compute the equation the answer is 42. | |

**<guyPaulo>** Very...good my...student. I have taught....you well, but now.....you...must go....out on your own.....to defeat...the...Dragon Clan! | |

**<Mort>** duh it all resolves down to:**Mort > You**
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**<Mort>** Dammit now I have to look at these equations... damn math addication.Taking guyPaulo's equation. (mort/mountaineer) = 1 *note I am not mountaineer, but this is how resolves. therefore - yoyo + 3Suns = (Julie * pletch) - NOIP I think we can safely assume that NOIP == 0 And also we can assume that pletch > 1 therefore Julie > Yoyo + 3Suns | |

**<Mort>** Oops that should read:*And also we can assume that pletch < 1*
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**<guyPaulo>** If you can edit/delete captions/comments Mort, then why didn't you just edit out your mistake above? | |

**<JulieK>** Great Scott! | |

**<Stormi>** Ow, ow, ow, back to basic math for me. | |

**<obtuse>** Mort, you failed to prove whether or not Julie is bounded. I shudder to think what kind of mathematical implications occur if a member of MEP had infinite magnitude. | |

**<Mort>** I also didn't go one step forward to see what my revelations meant to Elvis's definitive equation. | |

**<mypalmike>** The biggest mathematical problem on MEP is when people post captions that are partial derivatives. | |

**<mypalmike>** I'm here all week, folks. | |

**<Pedro Gonzales>** OMG is this caption the new record for most comments? Oh and good one mypalmike | |