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Most Emailed Photos - 01/14/2004 by Roger Mexico
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Major Pierre Latrineaux of the Waldorf-Astoria "persoanl facilities" staff reports a new record for consecutive flushes by a hotel guest.

One of the most painful tasks of his job is to find humane placement for some of the unique creatures retrieved from the sanitary pedestals.

Fortunatey, though, the Waldorf maintains an endless supply of replacement fashions for its "digestively challenged" guests.


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