[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/19/2003 by David Byrden
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

"I got a record as long as your f**ing arm. My gang done drive-bys, bank raids, you name it. Even stole a f**ing yacht once."

"One time the LAPD chased our getaway car and the pursuit was live on CNN. So I drove us into the woods. Chopper couldn't see s**t and the cops ran into a tree."

"So, with my record of creative leadership, I am proud to announce my... what's that f*ing word?!?! C - A - N... CANDIDACY for Governer of California. S**t, y'all KNOW you could do worse."
(AFP)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 167 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:19Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:17Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:12Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:41Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:28Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:26Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:24Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:23Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:18Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:11Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:01Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:58Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:55Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:44Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:31Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:28Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:24Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:10Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:08Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:03Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:56Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:54Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:53Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:50Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:45Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:44Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:31Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:25Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:24Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:12Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:06Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:01Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:40Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:33Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:27Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:26Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:23Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:22Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:21Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:20Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:19Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:18Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:17Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:16Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:15Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:14Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:13Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:12Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:11Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:10Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:09Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:07Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:06Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:04Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:03Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:02Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:01Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:00Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:59Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:58Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:57Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:56Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:55Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:54Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:53Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:52Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:51Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:50Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:49Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:48Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:47Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:46Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:45Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:44Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:43Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:42Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:41Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:40Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:39Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:38Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:37Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:36Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:35Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:33Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:32Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:30Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:28Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:26Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:25Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:24Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:23Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:22Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:21Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:20Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:19Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:18Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:17Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:16Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:15Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:14Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:13Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:12Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:11Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:10Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:08Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:06Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:05Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:04Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:03Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:02Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:01Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:00Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:59Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:58Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:57Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:55Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:54Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:53Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:50Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:48Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:44Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:43Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:41Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:36Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:32Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:27Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:13Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:07Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:00Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:54Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:42Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:36Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:33Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:31Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:27Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:25Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:23Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:15Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:07Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:39Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:29Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:26Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:21Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:19Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:15Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:04Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:57Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:56Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:53Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:48Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:34Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:32Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:22Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:15Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:13Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:10Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:55Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:54Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:51Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:49Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:45Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:44Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:37Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:26Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:21Caption #803

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post