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Most Emailed Photos - WHAT I DID OVER THE WEEKEND DAY - 03/14/2004 by Kumiho
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Although botany isn't my primary passion, when my friends offered to pay for my ticket to Java I gladly joined their scientific team. That was Thursday.



By Saturday I was up to my knees in guano - someone had neglected to mention that the 'rare carcass flower' tends to grow in the caves of albino vampire bats. Ye gods, I could kill my friends. Fortunately I don't have to, the bats beat me to it.

Sunday I had had enough of the stench and returned to Jakarta, not realizing at the time that I had acquried three stowaways. The one in the middle was discovered when I had taken my clothes out of the washing machine. My hearing in court is slated for the first Tuesday next month.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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