Nigerian villager Khofi Achebe discovered his remarkable powers when a carelessly chosen nose-picking stick turned out to be a deadly Green Viper.
Naming himself "The Amazing Nostrildamus", he shot to global fame and superstardom for his astounding feats of nasal flexibility.
He died at the age of 42 during an attempt to inhale a small black cat and break the Guiness World Record for nostrilated felines.
Sadly, the cat, "Missy", was also lost during the attempt.
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