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Most Emailed Photos - WHAT I DID OVER THE WEEKEND DAY - 03/14/2004 by obtuse
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Of course I loved her. Did even I have a choice? She was like a single rose on an otherwise featureless plain of grass.

Somehow, she saw through my pale and scrawny shell, to the creature beneath. She may have even loved me, for a while.

It should have been, could have been, but never was. We were too similar in all the wrong ways.


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<Kumiho> A sad but all too common love story

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