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Most Emailed Photos - 09/20/2004 by Luminaire
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Ever since I got breast implants, I can't walk outside without someone yelling, "Look at those puppies!"

I admit, they're a little over the top. But I'm proud of them and flaunt them whenever I can.

The only drawback is that I no longer have any sense of balance.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Luminaire> The pictures changed! It doesn't make sense anymore.
<ElvisThePelvis> I think it make perfect sense...
<guyPaulo> If you pretend that the "Hello Kitty" is really a "Hello Puppy", then it kinds makes sense. Well, until you get to the last part anyway....
<Kumiho> SpongBob always had an over balanced sense of proportion if you ask me.

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