Pollution will make America safer by killing dangerous animals.
Pets will mutate in fascinating ways to entertain our children (these are puppies)
New jobs - American jobs! - will be created in the protective-garment industry.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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