[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/15/2004 by Fu Manchu
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

I realized that with only 1 forearm, to get a gold medal in tennis I'd need a litle help, if you get what I'm saying.

Security was tight, but I found a safe place to hide my stash.

Unfortunately the steroids leaked into my ass.

You do the math.

(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:09drooled over #7


Current Users

There have been 60 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:13Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:08Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:56Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:41Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:25Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:29Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:15Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:25Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:23Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:11Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:10Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:09Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker08:39:56Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker08:39:39Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker08:39:17Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker08:39:02Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker08:38:57Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker08:38:56Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker08:38:55Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker08:38:52Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker08:38:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:38:45Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker08:38:43Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker08:38:35Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker08:38:15Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker08:38:06Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker08:37:27Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker08:37:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:37:17Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker08:36:13Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker08:35:53Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker08:35:40Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker08:35:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:35:29Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker08:35:13Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:38Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:36Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:32Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:21Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:20Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:19Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:18Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:17Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:16Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:15Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:14Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:13Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:12Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:11Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:10Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:08Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:04Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:00Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker08:33:42Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker08:33:39Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker08:33:29Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker08:33:28Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker08:33:25Caption #291

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 1 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> Performance-enhanced bowel movements. Awesome.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post