Despondent at the death of Fay Wray, King Kong wanted only to hug his pet tiger.
But his son was insistent, "you mean my real Mom was Fay Wray?"
"Love is blind," explained Kong.
Then he went on to tell about Mr Ed's affair with Aunt Jemima.
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the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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