"You liberal media types look here. I ain't no liberal limp dick, I'm strong virile man."
"And Laura don't spend her time lookin' for other pussies to keep her satisfied."
"Not when she has a stallion like me at home to give it to her 3 times a night after she makes me dinner and cleans up the house a bit.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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