[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I grabbed the little bastard and squeezed with all my might. Big fans of liquified brain matter shot out of his ears as the life was crushed from his body!

The other animals at the NYC zoo panicked. Sensing their own inevitable doom at my evil hand, some young ones began franticlly humping anything they could in a desperate attempt to procreate before their death.

But other, more crafty beasts used their natural camoflauge to blend in perfectly with their environment, becoming invisible to the naked eye.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 395 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:34Caption #-56
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:33Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:32Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:31Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:30Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:29Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:28Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:27Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:26Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:25Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:23Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:21Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:19Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:16Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:15Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:14Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:13Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:12Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:11Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:09Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:08Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:07Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:04Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:02Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:01Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:00Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:57Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:56Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:53Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:52Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:51Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:49Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:48Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:45Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:44Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:40Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:38Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:37Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:36Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:35Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:33Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:32Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:31Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:29Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:28Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:26Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:25Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:24Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:21Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:20Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:19Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:17Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:16Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:14Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:10Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:08Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:06Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:05Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:04Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:03Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:02Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker01:40:00Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:58Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:56Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:54Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:52Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:51Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:49Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:48Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:47Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:46Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:45Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:44Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:43Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:40Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:39Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:38Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:37Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:36Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:35Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:34Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:32Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:31Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:28Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:27Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:24Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:20Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:17Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:16Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:14Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:13Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:12Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:09Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:08Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:05Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:04Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:02Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker01:39:01Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:58Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:57Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:56Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:55Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:53Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:52Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:50Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:49Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:48Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:47Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:46Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:44Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:42Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:40Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:38Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:37Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:36Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:34Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:31Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:30Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:28Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:26Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:25Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:24Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:23Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:21Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:20Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:19Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:15Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:13Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:11Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:10Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:09Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:07Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:04Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:03Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker01:38:00Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:59Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:58Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:57Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:56Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:55Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:54Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:53Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:52Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:48Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:44Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:40Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:38Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:37Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:36Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:35Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:33Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:32Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:31Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:29Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:28Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:27Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:27Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:25Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:23Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:22Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:21Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:20Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:19Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:18Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:17Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:16Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:14Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:13Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:12Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:10Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:08Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:06Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:05Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:04Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:03Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:02Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker01:37:00Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:59Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:58Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:57Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:56Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:55Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:54Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:52Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:51Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:50Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:49Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:47Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:46Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:44Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:43Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:40Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:39Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:36Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:35Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:33Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:32Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:31Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:30Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:28Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:27Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:26Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:24Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:20Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:19Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:17Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:16Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:14Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:12Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:11Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:09Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:08Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:05Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:04Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:03Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:01Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:00Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:58Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:57Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:56Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:53Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:52Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:49Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:48Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:46Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:45Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:44Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:42Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:41Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:40Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:39Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:38Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:36Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:34Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:32Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:31Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:30Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:29Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:28Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:26Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:24Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:23Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:22Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:20Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:19Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:16Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:15Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:14Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:13Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:12Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:11Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:10Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:08Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:07Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:06Caption #986
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:04Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:03Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:01Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:00Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:59Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:57Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:56Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:54Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:52Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:51Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:50Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:48Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:46Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:44Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:42Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:41Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:40Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:39Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:38Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:36Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:32Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:31Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:29Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:28Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:27Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:25Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:24Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:21Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:20Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:19Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:18Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:17Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:16Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:15Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:13Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:12Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:11Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:10Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:09Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:08Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:06Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:04Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:02Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:00Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:59Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:58Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:57Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:56Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:54Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:52Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:51Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:50Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:49Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:48Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:47Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:46Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:44Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:43Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:40Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:39Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:36Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:35Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:32Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:31Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:28Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:24Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:20Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:19Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:18Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:17Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:16Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:15Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:12Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:10Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:08Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:06Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:05Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:04Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:02Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:01Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:00Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:57Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:56Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:53Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:52Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:49Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:48Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:47Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:46Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:45Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:44Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:43Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:41Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:40Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:38Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:36Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:34Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:32Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:31Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:30Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:29Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:28Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:27Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:26Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:25Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:24Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:22Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:20Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:18Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:16Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:15Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:13Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:12Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:11Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:10Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:08Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:07Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:05Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:04Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:03Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:01Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:00Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:59Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:56Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:55Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:53Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:52Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:48Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:45Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:44Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:43Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:40Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:39Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:37Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:36Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:34Caption #143

Board [Post Message]

This week's Puerto Rican lap dog is

guyPaulo.



The baboon's bum babies are: Fu Manchu, The Devil's Sombrero, Morgus and Darlenenbc.

There are 16 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I like the animal theme today. Speaking of which, check this out:
...story.news.yahoo.com...
Kinda makes us caption monkies a bit nervous.....
<Kumiho> Only if they capture you guyP, and I can attest to the fact that no one's shown up on my doorstep yet looking for 'bushmeat" from me. Heh heh "bushmeat". Sounds naughty.
<guyPaulo> Heh heh...."bushmeat"...hee hee.
<Mort> Enough beavis!

heee hee bushmeat

<Axolotl> *snort*
<meri> hi
<Mort> Hey!
<Kumiho> Darn, I thought I had until 3. =(. My own fault, I know.
<mypalmike> Well, it's not like a wiener has been announced yet. Err... Winner.
<Kumiho> I sorta hope this one makes it into tomorrow's line up. ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Carol> Oo! I wanta outfit like that!
<Kumiho> Careful what you wish for Carol, Mort might make that standard issue for all female MEPers.
<guyPaulo> I'd like to thank all the little people who helped me get to the top.
<mypalmike> Hey, man, you don't have to be politically correct here. If midgets helped you get to the top, just say so.
<mypalmike> I'd like to get my hands on her checkered Spaldings, if you know what I mean.
<David Byrden> Concision not a virtue?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post