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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/23/2004 by Jmofwiw
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NFL Scouts need to be very selective in scouting new players.

No matter how good a kicker's form is, he won't hack it in the pro's if he doesn't have good hang time.

And prospective centers need to be able to demonstrate that they can handle the pressure on the line, play after play.

Even prospective cheerleaders must master the ability to look attractive while showing the ability to defend themselves in a very competitive environment.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Jmofwiw> I miss football season.
<ajiav> god knows i don't. no offense.

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