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The term "Holy Grail" was actually a linguistic corruption of Hello, Kitty.

All this time, the gloved one has kept it safe. In return, it has kept him alive.

He watches and waits whilst powerful enemies try to snatch from gloved hand that which they most desire...

...recognizable, as always, by the hand signal so symbolic of their tyranny.


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<Luminaire> The funny thing is, this morning I was thinking that "Graily Hole" would be a good band name, or something.
<3Suns> This story would be cooler if The Gloved One was one of those funky inherited characters that sort of took over a new person when the last one died.
<guyPaulo> Ahhhhh...maybe THAT explains MJ's mysterious transformations.....

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