And I'd want a shaved head and shades and nice clothes and shit. And a kewl job, like stand-up comedian. If people don't laugh at my jokes I can say Shazam asshole!!! You die now!!! Your date is now my date!
But maybe the boobs would screw up that whole career, I dunno.
OK, cancel the boobs. I wanna tongue that can lick my eyebrows.