[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/23/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

After being tempted by a pair of vegetarian hotties, I was drawn into the far left world of radical resistance.

I voiced my political opinion in the form of a giant, paper-mache figure of Dubyah, which dropped down from the ceiling during a Democratic Debate. The crowd loved it, but sadly, it crushed Dennis Kusinich and I was forced to go into hidding.

I did find love though. Not a slave to sexist fashion, my girlfriend has a more "traditional" approach to bodily decoration.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 299 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:31Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:30Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:29Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:28Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:27Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:26Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:25Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:24Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:23Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:18Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:15Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:14Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:12Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:10Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:09Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:08Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:07Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:06Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:05Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:04Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:03Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:02Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:01Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:00Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:53Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:50Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:49Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:47Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:44Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:42Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:40Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:34Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:30Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:25Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:21Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:18Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:17Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:15Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:14Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:11Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:10Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:09Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:08Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:07Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:06Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:05Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:04Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:59Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:58Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:54Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:50Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:46Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:45Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:39Caption #2.2
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:38Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:37Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:34Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:33Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:32Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:30Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:26Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:17Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:13Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:12Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:11Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:05Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:04Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:03Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:02Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:58Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:54Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:51Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:49Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:48Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:46Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:44Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:43Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:42Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:38Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:36Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:35Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:32Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:27Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:26Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:24Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:23Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:18Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:17Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:16Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:15Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:14Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:13Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:06Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:05Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:59Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:56Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:54Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:53Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:52Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:51Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:50Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:49Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:48Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:47Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:45Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:42Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:40Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:38Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:37Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:31Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:26Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:23Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:22Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:20Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:19Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:18Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:17Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:16Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:12Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:11Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:10Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:56Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:54Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:52Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:51Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:50Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:49Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:47Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:43Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:38Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:37Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:33Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:32Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:31Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:29Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:27Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:25Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:24Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:23Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:22Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:21Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:20Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:16Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:15Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:14Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:11Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:10Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:08Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:07Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:02Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:01Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:00Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:59Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:57Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:56Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:51Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:50Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:49Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:48Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:47Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:46Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:41Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:40Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:39Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:38Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:36Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:35Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:34Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:33Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:32Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:27Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:23Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:22Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:21Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:20Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:17Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:16Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:15Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:14Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:13Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:11Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:08Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:07Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:03Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:02Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:01Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:00Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:59Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:54Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:50Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:49Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:48Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:47Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:46Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:42Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:41Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:39Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:34Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:31Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:30Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:29Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:26Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:25Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:20Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:19Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:18Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:17Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:16Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:15Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:14Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:10Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:06Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:03Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:59Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:56Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:48Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:47Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:46Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:42Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:40Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:37Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:36Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:35Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:30Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:26Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:23Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:21Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:19Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:18Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:16Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:14Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:12Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:11Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:09Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:08Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:06Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:05Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:02Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:01Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:58Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:56Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:54Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:53Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:52Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:51Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:50Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:49Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:48Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:47Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:46Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:43Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:42Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:41Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:40Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:38Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:36Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:35Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:34Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:30Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:29Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:28Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:26Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:24Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:23Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:22Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:19Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:18Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:17Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:15Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:14Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:13Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:10Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:08Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:06Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:03Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:59Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:57Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:56Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:55Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:54Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:53Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:50Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:48Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:47Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:46Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:45Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:44Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:43Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:42Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:38Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:37Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:35Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:33Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:32Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:31Caption #533

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 27 comments for this caption.

<3Suns> Poor Dennis... what a way to go!
<Lauren> Except for the fact that my favorite candidate got killed, this one tickled me.
<guyPaulo> Mort: Ammend "Dennis Kusinich" to read "John Edwards."

I like Kusinich too Lauren, but I'm still voting for Sharpton!!!

<Lauren> Kucinich. And he doesn't stand a snowball's chance.
<guyPaulo> See? I can't even spell his name! How am I supposed to vote for someone with a name like that?!?

Actually, I took some online quiz to find out which candidate best represents me, and it told me that Dennis was the closest match to me. But I just like the good Reverend ;)

<Lauren> Was this the quiz you took?

...selectsmart.com...

Kucinich was fourth on my list, with non-existant special interest group potential candidates filling the first three positions (i.e., The Green Party). Sharpton was fifth.

<guyPaulo> No, but that quiz ranks my top match as a tie between The Green Party (R. Nader) and the Rev. Sharpton. Given my dislike of Nader, I'll be sticking with Sharpton.

After Nader/Sharpton, 2nd place was a tie between Kucinich and a Socialist candidate! My comrades will crush the capitalist dogs as the revolution bleeds in the streets!

<Mort> 1st place Green
2nd place Socialist
3rd place Clark
Last place Bush with 11% compatibility...
<ajiav> be nice to ralph nader.
<Mort> Well Nader is not under the green party ticket, he's independant this time.
<guyPaulo> He might as well be a Republican.....
<ajiav> is this coming from the "he splits the dem vote therefore helping bush" perspective?
<ajiav> because if nader is really going to have that strong of an effect (and I don't think he is), the dems should just absorb more of his platform and rhetoric, rendering nader's campaign ineffectual and making dems look sympathetic to the left. instead the tendency has been to attack nader, encouraging supporters to split tracks.
<guyPaulo> I just vote for the candidate with the best hair.

Al Sharpton has REALLY good hair.

John Edwards has good hair too, but do you really want to vote for someone who talks to dead people?

<mypalmike> I'm voting based on the important critera of "fewest letters in name". John Kerry is my first choice. George Bush, Ralph Nader, and Al Sharpton are all tied for second place, so if Kerry dropped out, Al would get my vote based on alphabetical order. That Dennis guy has lots of letters to get rid of before I'd consider voting for him. By the way, I voted for Al Gore in 2000.
<Mort> Arnie in 2008!! Whoop!!!
<guyPaulo> I tried to re-arrange the letters of the candidates' names and got the following:

Al Gore: Go Real! - Or a Leg? - Rag ole!

Al Sharpton: Part lash on

George Bush: Go Grub Sohee - Gore begs H - Gusher Gabe - G.E. Shrub Ego

<Plechazunga> "Wee Borg Gush" say Plechazunga!
<Mort> Ralph Nader: Plan Harder - Darn Her Lap
John Edwards: Jews Add Horn - Drowns Jehad - was redd John
<ajiav> that's awesome.
<guyPaulo> Dennis Kucinich: CHICK NUDIE INNS - INDUCE HICK INNS

More Dubyah': BUGGER HOSE - HERBS GOUGE

The Rev A.S.: ORPHAN SLAT - HARP TALONS - ALPHA SNORT

<3Suns> John Kerry Horny Jerk
<3Suns> er, there was supposed to be some sort of arrow thing there, but the HTML ate it.
<mypalmike> Richard Gephardt = Cheddar Trigraph
<Mikazunga> Joe Lieberman = Major Beeline
<Mikazunga> Walter Mondale = Lemonade Trawl
<mypalmike> Most emailed = Dismal Emote

OK, I'm done.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post