[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/23/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

After being tempted by a pair of vegetarian hotties, I was drawn into the far left world of radical resistance.

I voiced my political opinion in the form of a giant, paper-mache figure of Dubyah, which dropped down from the ceiling during a Democratic Debate. The crowd loved it, but sadly, it crushed Dennis Kusinich and I was forced to go into hidding.

I did find love though. Not a slave to sexist fashion, my girlfriend has a more "traditional" approach to bodily decoration.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 200 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:12Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:11Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:10Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:09Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:08Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:07Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:06Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:05Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:04Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:03Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:02Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:01Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:00Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:59Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:58Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:57Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:56Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:55Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:54Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:53Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:52Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:51Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:50Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:49Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:48Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:47Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:46Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:45Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:44Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:43Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:42Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:41Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:40Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:39Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:38Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:37Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:36Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:35Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:34Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:33Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:32Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:31Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:30Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:29Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:28Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:27Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:26Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:25Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:24Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:23Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:22Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:21Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:20Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:19Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:18Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:17Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:16Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:15Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:14Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:13Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:12Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:11Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:10Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:09Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:08Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:07Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:06Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:05Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:04Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:03Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:02Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:01Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:00Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:59Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:58Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:57Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:56Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:55Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:54Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:53Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:52Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:51Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:50Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:49Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:48Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:47Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:46Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:45Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:44Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:43Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:42Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:41Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:40Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:39Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:38Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:37Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:36Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:35Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:34Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:33Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:32Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:31Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:30Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:29Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:28Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:27Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:26Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:25Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:24Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:23Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:22Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:21Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:20Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:19Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:18Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:17Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:16Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:15Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:14Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:13Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:12Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:11Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:10Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:09Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:08Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:07Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:06Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:05Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:04Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:03Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:02Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:01Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:00Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:59Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:58Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:57Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:56Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:55Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:54Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:53Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:52Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:51Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:50Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:49Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:48Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:47Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:46Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:45Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:44Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:43Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:42Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:41Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:40Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:39Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:38Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:37Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:36Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:35Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:34Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:33Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:32Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:31Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:30Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:29Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:28Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:27Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:26Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:25Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:24Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:23Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:22Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:21Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:20Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:19Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:18Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:17Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:16Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:15Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:14Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:13Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:12Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:11Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:10Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:09Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:08Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:07Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:06Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:05Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:04Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:03Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:02Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:01Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:00Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:59Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:58Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:57Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:56Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:55Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:54Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:53Caption #49

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 27 comments for this caption.

<3Suns> Poor Dennis... what a way to go!
<Lauren> Except for the fact that my favorite candidate got killed, this one tickled me.
<guyPaulo> Mort: Ammend "Dennis Kusinich" to read "John Edwards."

I like Kusinich too Lauren, but I'm still voting for Sharpton!!!

<Lauren> Kucinich. And he doesn't stand a snowball's chance.
<guyPaulo> See? I can't even spell his name! How am I supposed to vote for someone with a name like that?!?

Actually, I took some online quiz to find out which candidate best represents me, and it told me that Dennis was the closest match to me. But I just like the good Reverend ;)

<Lauren> Was this the quiz you took?

...selectsmart.com...

Kucinich was fourth on my list, with non-existant special interest group potential candidates filling the first three positions (i.e., The Green Party). Sharpton was fifth.

<guyPaulo> No, but that quiz ranks my top match as a tie between The Green Party (R. Nader) and the Rev. Sharpton. Given my dislike of Nader, I'll be sticking with Sharpton.

After Nader/Sharpton, 2nd place was a tie between Kucinich and a Socialist candidate! My comrades will crush the capitalist dogs as the revolution bleeds in the streets!

<Mort> 1st place Green
2nd place Socialist
3rd place Clark
Last place Bush with 11% compatibility...
<ajiav> be nice to ralph nader.
<Mort> Well Nader is not under the green party ticket, he's independant this time.
<guyPaulo> He might as well be a Republican.....
<ajiav> is this coming from the "he splits the dem vote therefore helping bush" perspective?
<ajiav> because if nader is really going to have that strong of an effect (and I don't think he is), the dems should just absorb more of his platform and rhetoric, rendering nader's campaign ineffectual and making dems look sympathetic to the left. instead the tendency has been to attack nader, encouraging supporters to split tracks.
<guyPaulo> I just vote for the candidate with the best hair.

Al Sharpton has REALLY good hair.

John Edwards has good hair too, but do you really want to vote for someone who talks to dead people?

<mypalmike> I'm voting based on the important critera of "fewest letters in name". John Kerry is my first choice. George Bush, Ralph Nader, and Al Sharpton are all tied for second place, so if Kerry dropped out, Al would get my vote based on alphabetical order. That Dennis guy has lots of letters to get rid of before I'd consider voting for him. By the way, I voted for Al Gore in 2000.
<Mort> Arnie in 2008!! Whoop!!!
<guyPaulo> I tried to re-arrange the letters of the candidates' names and got the following:

Al Gore: Go Real! - Or a Leg? - Rag ole!

Al Sharpton: Part lash on

George Bush: Go Grub Sohee - Gore begs H - Gusher Gabe - G.E. Shrub Ego

<Plechazunga> "Wee Borg Gush" say Plechazunga!
<Mort> Ralph Nader: Plan Harder - Darn Her Lap
John Edwards: Jews Add Horn - Drowns Jehad - was redd John
<ajiav> that's awesome.
<guyPaulo> Dennis Kucinich: CHICK NUDIE INNS - INDUCE HICK INNS

More Dubyah': BUGGER HOSE - HERBS GOUGE

The Rev A.S.: ORPHAN SLAT - HARP TALONS - ALPHA SNORT

<3Suns> John Kerry Horny Jerk
<3Suns> er, there was supposed to be some sort of arrow thing there, but the HTML ate it.
<mypalmike> Richard Gephardt = Cheddar Trigraph
<Mikazunga> Joe Lieberman = Major Beeline
<Mikazunga> Walter Mondale = Lemonade Trawl
<mypalmike> Most emailed = Dismal Emote

OK, I'm done.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post