[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/23/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

After being tempted by a pair of vegetarian hotties, I was drawn into the far left world of radical resistance.

I voiced my political opinion in the form of a giant, paper-mache figure of Dubyah, which dropped down from the ceiling during a Democratic Debate. The crowd loved it, but sadly, it crushed Dennis Kusinich and I was forced to go into hidding.

I did find love though. Not a slave to sexist fashion, my girlfriend has a more "traditional" approach to bodily decoration.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 230 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:50Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:49Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:48Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:47Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:46Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:45Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:44Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:43Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:42Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:37Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:35Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:28Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:27Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:26Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:25Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:24Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:23Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:22Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:21Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:20Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:19Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:18Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:17Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:16Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:15Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:14Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:13Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:12Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:11Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:07Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:01Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:59Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:58Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:56Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:52Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:49Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:47Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:45Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:44Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:41Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:40Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:39Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:38Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:37Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:36Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:35Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:32Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:25Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:21Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:17Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:16Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:08Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:02Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:58Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:55Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:52Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:49Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:48Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:46Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:43Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:39Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:38Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:34Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:31Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:30Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:25Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:23Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:20Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:19Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:18Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:15Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:14Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:10Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:05Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:04Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:00Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:59Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:57Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:56Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:55Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:52Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:51Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:50Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:49Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:43Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:42Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:38Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:37Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:36Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:34Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:33Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:32Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:29Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:28Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:27Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:25Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:23Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:22Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:21Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:20Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:18Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:14Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:13Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:12Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:10Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:09Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:08Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:04Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:00Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:54Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:53Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:52Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:45Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:44Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:42Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:41Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:39Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:37Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:25Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:24Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:22Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:21Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:15Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:14Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:11Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:08Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:07Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:04Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:03Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:58Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:57Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:51Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:48Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:47Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:46Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:43Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:42Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:41Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:34Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:32Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:31Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:29Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:27Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:23Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:20Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:19Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:18Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:14Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:09Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:06Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:00Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:53Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:45Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:43Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:36Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:34Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:33Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:32Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:29Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:23Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:22Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:18Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:14Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:11Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:07Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:04Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:03Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:02Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:58Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:50Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:49Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:43Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:42Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:41Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:40Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:38Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:37Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:35Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:32Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:26Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:20Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:19Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:13Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:11Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:10Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:08Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:07Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:05Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:58Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:57Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:54Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:50Caption #-86
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:46Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:45Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:40Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:39Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:38Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:36Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:28Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:27Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:26Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:22Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:13Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:12Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:07Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:59Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:57Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:50Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:49Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:48Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:47Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:46Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:43Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:42Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:37Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:36Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:33Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:30Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:25Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:20Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:10Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:09Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:08Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:04Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:01Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:00Caption #381

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 27 comments for this caption.

<3Suns> Poor Dennis... what a way to go!
<Lauren> Except for the fact that my favorite candidate got killed, this one tickled me.
<guyPaulo> Mort: Ammend "Dennis Kusinich" to read "John Edwards."

I like Kusinich too Lauren, but I'm still voting for Sharpton!!!

<Lauren> Kucinich. And he doesn't stand a snowball's chance.
<guyPaulo> See? I can't even spell his name! How am I supposed to vote for someone with a name like that?!?

Actually, I took some online quiz to find out which candidate best represents me, and it told me that Dennis was the closest match to me. But I just like the good Reverend ;)

<Lauren> Was this the quiz you took?

...selectsmart.com...

Kucinich was fourth on my list, with non-existant special interest group potential candidates filling the first three positions (i.e., The Green Party). Sharpton was fifth.

<guyPaulo> No, but that quiz ranks my top match as a tie between The Green Party (R. Nader) and the Rev. Sharpton. Given my dislike of Nader, I'll be sticking with Sharpton.

After Nader/Sharpton, 2nd place was a tie between Kucinich and a Socialist candidate! My comrades will crush the capitalist dogs as the revolution bleeds in the streets!

<Mort> 1st place Green
2nd place Socialist
3rd place Clark
Last place Bush with 11% compatibility...
<ajiav> be nice to ralph nader.
<Mort> Well Nader is not under the green party ticket, he's independant this time.
<guyPaulo> He might as well be a Republican.....
<ajiav> is this coming from the "he splits the dem vote therefore helping bush" perspective?
<ajiav> because if nader is really going to have that strong of an effect (and I don't think he is), the dems should just absorb more of his platform and rhetoric, rendering nader's campaign ineffectual and making dems look sympathetic to the left. instead the tendency has been to attack nader, encouraging supporters to split tracks.
<guyPaulo> I just vote for the candidate with the best hair.

Al Sharpton has REALLY good hair.

John Edwards has good hair too, but do you really want to vote for someone who talks to dead people?

<mypalmike> I'm voting based on the important critera of "fewest letters in name". John Kerry is my first choice. George Bush, Ralph Nader, and Al Sharpton are all tied for second place, so if Kerry dropped out, Al would get my vote based on alphabetical order. That Dennis guy has lots of letters to get rid of before I'd consider voting for him. By the way, I voted for Al Gore in 2000.
<Mort> Arnie in 2008!! Whoop!!!
<guyPaulo> I tried to re-arrange the letters of the candidates' names and got the following:

Al Gore: Go Real! - Or a Leg? - Rag ole!

Al Sharpton: Part lash on

George Bush: Go Grub Sohee - Gore begs H - Gusher Gabe - G.E. Shrub Ego

<Plechazunga> "Wee Borg Gush" say Plechazunga!
<Mort> Ralph Nader: Plan Harder - Darn Her Lap
John Edwards: Jews Add Horn - Drowns Jehad - was redd John
<ajiav> that's awesome.
<guyPaulo> Dennis Kucinich: CHICK NUDIE INNS - INDUCE HICK INNS

More Dubyah': BUGGER HOSE - HERBS GOUGE

The Rev A.S.: ORPHAN SLAT - HARP TALONS - ALPHA SNORT

<3Suns> John Kerry Horny Jerk
<3Suns> er, there was supposed to be some sort of arrow thing there, but the HTML ate it.
<mypalmike> Richard Gephardt = Cheddar Trigraph
<Mikazunga> Joe Lieberman = Major Beeline
<Mikazunga> Walter Mondale = Lemonade Trawl
<mypalmike> Most emailed = Dismal Emote

OK, I'm done.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post