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Most Emailed Photos - 02/23/2004 by guyPaulo
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US Presidents aren't the most moral people around. For instance, Clinton's new batch of secret service agents includes "Agent Brandi" and "Agent Tiffany."

Also, Bush claims to have stopped using coke, but just take a look at that honker. Its the PERFECT size and shape for snorting mondo lines of blow of Condi's ass in the oval office.

Bush Jr isn't too easy on dissenters either. Look what he had done to this "enemy combatant," who made the mistake of posting derogatory captions about Ol' Shrubby on MEP. Ouch.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Secret "Service"... heh.

Actually, Bush did stop snorting coke. He only snorts Pepsi now.

<Lauren> Good set, guy.
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<mypalmike> Nice.
<yoyology> I was going to say something about Condi's ass not really being that nice, but I wanted to find a pic to prove my point, and she seems to be a good-looking woman! Check this out: ...www.tribuneindia.com...

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