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Die Meisten Emailed Fotos aus Deutschland - 07/23/2003 by Mort
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I close my eyes And see you before me,
Think I would die If you were to ignore me,
A fool could see Just how much I adore you,
I get down on my knees I do anything for you,

When I get sad you're my tower of steel,
I need you close to me so I know how to feel,
You give me a rise you cause me to smoulder,
Your hot ready body makes me bolder,

I want you I don't want anybody else,
And when I think about you I touch myself,
Ooh, ooh, oo, oo ahh
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kingspades> Okay, THAT'S funny!
<Luminaire> Awesome. The lyrics in the middle panel aren't from the original song, are they?
<Mort> I couldn't find anything to match the middle image so I made up the second verse.

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