Searchings for "it" has turned us into a murderous, mean-spirited fiend.
We tracked "it" for years like a worg on the hunt. Every time we thoughts we had "it", those nasty hobbitsez stoled it away from us.
But finally, we've gots it! We stole it right out of the wicked elfisez belly button.
THE PRECIOUS IS OURS AGAIN!
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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