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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/02/2003 by guyPaulo
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Stitches for the cat bite received while hiding in a freight crate: $200

Rabies shot and plastic surgery to recover from the airline guard dog's attack: $600

Leaping out of the baggage hold to jam a finger into your favorite star's orifice while your best friend takes a picture: priceless


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvenOrofice> Weird, man. Really freakin' weird. I love it.
<yoyology> Somebody named after an orifice, who can't spell it, is calling Paulo weird? Ummm. Mr. Pot, there's a black kettle on line 3 for you.
<spam> tee hee hee. HOORAY ORIFICES!

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