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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/31/2004 by 3Suns
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Yesterday the Bush administration declared war on the "rogue state" of Japan, the world's leading manufacturer of diamond-encrusted platinum Hello Kitty figurines.

Not surprisingly, VP Dick Cheney's former company Halliburton received the no-bid contract for rebuilding the country's figurine-production facilities after the war.

In a related story, many rap artists are casting their endorsements to Bush, citing the administration's commitment to providing cheap bling-bling to Americans as their motivation.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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