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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/22/2004 by Axolotl
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The first hidden party member in the Undisclosed Desert. Fight Cheneymon, the mini-boss and when you win, Dubbya joins your party if you give him some pretzels.

Getting the Oil of Euphrat is a little tricky. Be sure to wear the +3 clown suit and load up on Bunker Buster spells, and you should be able to clear the area without destroying too many babies. Every dead baby will give you -1 charisma.

Avoid the Blue Queen. She will join your party permanently, and after a while you will regret seducing her in the first place.

The stains will give you a -5 Sleaze penalty, if you remember the prequel.



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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