The first hidden party member in the Undisclosed Desert. Fight Cheneymon, the mini-boss and when you win, Dubbya joins your party if you give him some pretzels.
Getting the Oil of Euphrat is a little tricky. Be sure to wear the +3 clown suit and load up on Bunker Buster spells, and you should be able to clear the area without destroying too many babies. Every dead baby will give you -1 charisma.
Avoid the Blue Queen. She will join your party permanently, and after a while you will regret seducing her in the first place.
The stains will give you a -5 Sleaze penalty, if you remember the prequel.
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