I found the original recipe for Abbie Hoffman's Homestyle Acid on the internet.
After whipping up a batch I sat down to enjoy the visuals.
A SCUMMY POOL? DAMN YIOU AND TEG SMURF YUO ROUDE IN AT ON!!
I'M GOING TO EAT A BAGPIPE ANF THERE*S NOTHING YUO CAN DO ABOUT IT!!11!
Then I went blind from getting into a staring contest with a velvet poster.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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