Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 07/17/2003

by Apple Juice Is A Verb

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

goddamn lemurs...
stealing our jobs. i have to pay for my kid to go to school while you monkeycats get a free ride. learn the language, at least!

500 years of oppression at your people's hands, and you can't give us this one little crumb? either give us what we deserve or WE SHALL TAKE IT!

fools! that's what the human wants you to do---fight amongst yourselves so that he can continue keeping us down for his own amusement. wake the fuck up or get woke the fuck up! if we don't learn to work together, we don't have a chance---rise up against this biped devil and his demon woman. (get that damn toy out of my face and put us down---when the revolution comes, i'm saving a special stream of urine for the mouth of your beloved's corpse).

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 239 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:06 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:05 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:04 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:03 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:02 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:01 Caption #972

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:00 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:56 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:54 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:53 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:52 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:51 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:50 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:49 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:48 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:47 Caption #929

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:46 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:45 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:44 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:43 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:42 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:41 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:40 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:39 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:38 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:37 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:36 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:35 Caption #920

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:34 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:33 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:32 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:31 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:30 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:29 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:28 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:27 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:26 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:25 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:24 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:22 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:21 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:20 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:16 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:04 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:02 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:01 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:00 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:59 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:58 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:57 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:56 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:55 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:54 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:48 Caption #907

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:46 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:41 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:40 Caption #-64

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:24 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:19 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:17 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:14 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:13 Caption #919

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:12 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:11 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:05 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:57 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:56 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:53 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:52 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:51 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:50 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:45 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:37 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:32 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:31 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:26 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:25 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:24 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:22 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:19 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:18 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:08 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:06 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:03 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:02 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:00 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:20:59 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:20:58 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:20:54 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:20:50 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:20:49 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:20:46 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:20:45 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:20:40 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:20:35 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:20:34 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:20:26 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:20:25 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:20:24 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:20:19 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:20:11 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:20:05 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:19:58 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:19:47 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:19:46 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:19:43 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:19:38 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:19:35 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:19:34 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:19:31 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:19:30 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:19:29 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:19:26 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:19:24 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:19:22 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:19:20 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:19:16 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:19:15 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:19:13 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:19:12 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:19:09 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:19:02 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:19:01 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:18:54 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:18:47 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:18:45 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:18:44 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:18:41 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:18:40 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:18:34 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:18:33 Caption #-35

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:18:23 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:18:22 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:18:18 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:18:17 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:18:15 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:18:11 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:18:04 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:59 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:58 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:57 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:51 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:50 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:47 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:44 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:42 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:36 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:30 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:27 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:26 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:22 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:21 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:18 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:16 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:14 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:13 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:12 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:11 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:09 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:08 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:07 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:06 Caption #-38

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:04 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:02 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:17:01 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:57 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:54 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:53 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:52 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:51 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:46 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:45 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:42 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:41 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:38 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:36 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:34 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:29 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:25 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:24 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:23 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:20 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:19 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:18 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:16 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:14 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:13 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:12 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:10 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:08 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:07 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:06 Caption #975

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:04 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:03 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:02 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:01 Caption #-4

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:16:00 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:59 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:55 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:48 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:46 Caption #927

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:44 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:43 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:42 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:33 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:32 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:29 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:20 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:17 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:14 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:13 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:12 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:11 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:10 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:09 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:08 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:03 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:15:00 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:53 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:52 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:51 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:47 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:42 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:41 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:40 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:39 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:38 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:37 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:33 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:31 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:26 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:17 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:16 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:15 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:14 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:13 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:11 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:07 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:14:06 Caption #864

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 2 comments for this caption.

<xxx> Awesome!
<Roger Mexico> Way overdone. Get a job as a library researcher.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post