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Most Emailed Photos - 07/17/2003 by Apple Juice Is A Verb
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goddamn lemurs...
stealing our jobs. i have to pay for my kid to go to school while you monkeycats get a free ride. learn the language, at least!

500 years of oppression at your people's hands, and you can't give us this one little crumb? either give us what we deserve or WE SHALL TAKE IT!

fools! that's what the human wants you to do---fight amongst yourselves so that he can continue keeping us down for his own amusement. wake the fuck up or get woke the fuck up! if we don't learn to work together, we don't have a chance---rise up against this biped devil and his demon woman. (get that damn toy out of my face and put us down---when the revolution comes, i'm saving a special stream of urine for the mouth of your beloved's corpse).
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<xxx> Awesome!
<Roger Mexico> Way overdone. Get a job as a library researcher.

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