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Most Emailed Photos - 01/11/2004 by Mort
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My dreams to look after orphaned animals started off well. At 18 years old I was paid very well to weigh-in the contestants of Elephant Kick Boxing.

My success in the field led to a very rewarding job training dogs in subtle ways of the Japanese traditional etiquette.

Until that life changing day when HAL, red hypnotic eye glowing, said to me,
"What are you doing, Mort?".
It was then that I felt the strange urge to internet caption.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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