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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/21/2004 by Morgus
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The weekend I was being recruited for M__ State's basketball team, I was shown a peek into the "winner's room" for the delightful treats that awaited me.

I was even told I would be a big man in the NBA someday, all to the glory of M__ State.

But now I'm all the way into my third season here at M__ State, I have averaged maybe 4 minutes a game of garbage time, and this fat skank is the only gal that has even given me the time of day.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> 
<David Byrden> We've all been there.
<What?> she may be fat but i dont think shes a skank, a slut maybe, but not a skank
<Morgus> Does calling a slut a skank fall into the area of poetic license?

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